Peter Pan + favorite facial expressions
You may find yourself in the dead of night,
lost somewhere up in the great big beautiful sky.
We are all just perfect little satellites,
spinning round and round this broken, earthly life (x)
I’m just stuck here fighting with my brother and taking care of the kids.
On getting a lap dance from an elderly woman: Uh, I was not ‘shooting’ at a strip club — I just went. It wasn’t really a strip club. It was kind of a dive bar with, uh, senior citizen strippers. So I got a lap dance from Little Bo Peep, who was very bossy. And kept getting on top of me, which I didn’t really wanna reciprocate. But then she goes, ‘I’m gonna bend over, and don’t you touch me.’ And I was like, ‘Don’t you worry about it.’ And then she inserted her breast into my mouth. I tipped, but I actually asked for some money back. I wanted to give her $20, but she took my $50.
“You just keep popping up, don’t you?”